I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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