No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
