who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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