He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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