Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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