I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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