She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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