In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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