I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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