Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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