we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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