I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
