All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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