i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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