3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I just want nice things and good sex
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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