She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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