The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
nutella sex= disaster
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
