I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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