in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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