i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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