I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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