RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i just google imaged poop.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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