I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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