I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
vagina is talking i cant
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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