I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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