How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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