I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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