super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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