Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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