I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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