I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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