I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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