So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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