soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
it glows. i had to have it.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
PANTIES FOUND
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