just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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