Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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