haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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