Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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