So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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