Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Help. Why am I so naked?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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