You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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