Christians are straight up FREAKS
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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