some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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