Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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