Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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