I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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