she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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