Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just found puke in my bra..
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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