i can't believe i had my finger in that
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
