Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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