I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize
