Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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