I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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