Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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