normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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