So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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